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MARIAN ❝ walking narrative disaster ❞ HAWKE ([personal profile] kirkwalled) wrote2016-01-06 03:44 am
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CANON. 


MERRILL
if anyone insults you
i'll set them on fire


name
50/50 chance of being thedas'
next top model


CEREALIA. 


LARRY BUTZ | Ace Attorney
tfw you go on a date with a guy and he's not actually as bad as all his friends make him out to be?! also his last name is butz lol


ATHENA CYKES | Ace Attorney
loud and yellow
pls stop


MILES EDGEWORTH | Ace Attorney
why are you so old and why do you use swords wrong. i'll show you a sword. a sword in your -- anyway, would be hot if he wasn't so old.


MAYA FEY | Ace Attorney
this girl is super fucking funny and highly underappreciated tbh


SHOTARO KANEDA | Akira
haha you're such a loser.

not as good as carver.


VIETNAM | Axis Powers Hetalia
hot but seems kind of old


HIRO HAMADA | Big Hero 6
if only carver could see what real little brothers look like. look at this child. he's like the gold standard of awesome little brothers. fuck you, carver.


TADASHI HAMADA | Big Hero 6
this boy built me a dragon

i'm going to marry him


JASON TODD | DC Comics
why won't you sleep with me

or fight me :'(


ABE NO SOUSEI | Donten ni Wararu
i don't want to be best friends with you.

go away.


KUMOU TENKA | Donten ni Wararu
why is it so hard to befriend someone who made friends with someone as antisocial as sousei

i mean come on


ARCHER | Fate/Stay Night
fight me


SOUJI OKITA | Hakuouki
dude hang out with me more i promise not to touch your angst


HICCUP LONG NAME | HTTYD
go back to /r/dragonrightsactivist


DIPPER PINES | Gravity Falls
weird and small and amazing.

so much better than carver.


AI THAO KHA | OC
who would win in a politeness fight:

you or merrill


JAUNE ARC | RWBY
LOUD GROANING NOISES.

cerealia carver.


RUBY ROSE | RWBY
fight me, tiny child.

and then i will take you out for ice cream.


YANG XIAO LONG | RWBY
someone please stop making me innuendoing in front of this girl. she's a teenager and i'm a terrible person.


STAHN AILERON | Tales of Destiny
BRIGHT AND SPUNKY.

needs a haircut.


LEON MAGNUS | Tales of Destiny
wheezes please meet carver


KIYOMITSU KASHUU | Touken Ranbu
au where i waste my time seeing swords as actual people lol


MUTSUNOKAMI YOSHIYUKI | Touken Ranbu
but seriously how am i supposed to take a talking sword seriously???


who | cares
this is probably insulting


Last Updated: 1/6/16