some observations on the meshwork (which is a stupid name by the way. how inbred was their marketing person??):
1) it tries to correct what a type to make it more "grammatically correct" which is honestly bullshit. don't try and enforce your rules on me I'm deliberately ignoring them
2) plus side though, the pictures. emojis??? I think that's what they're called but that name is also stupid. still 💩🍆💸🔫🦄 my personal favs
next time I see your dog getting like stolen by some weird dude who LOOKS like he smells like a whiskey bottle and probably eats people garrett's on his own
You're not in all seriousness trying to say you're cooler than me, are you? Because really, that's an argument you're going to want to drop.
And it depends on the type of dog you own, Jack. You really don't know anything about dogs, do you? Back home, our king was a big fan of dogs. It's part of our national crest. I know dogs.
[ Hawke just casually dropping that she lived in a kingdom like it's no big....... why do you do this, Hawke ]
nope. never back out of an argument but ESPECIALLY not this one because I'm right. scientific fact. because uh I remember that time you got so drunk that I friggin lost you and then found you in someone ELSE'S car passed out with chicken wings you'd found in a fit of drunchies in your lap. mega uncool hawke. also weird because I still have questions there I don't want answered
which makes the kingdom thing even weirder??? what he hell hawke I thought people that lived in places with kings were mega fancy
I have no memory of that so it doesn't count. But if that DID possibly happen and you AREN'T lying like a crazy person, I still argue that it's a cool thing to do? Imagine, free chicken and random cars? People should kill to have such talent as I do.
You say that as if I'm not mega fancy. I have a title, you know.
it does count??? because I sure as hell do. there's security footage hawke. also that doesn't even make sense that's like the opposite of talent you know that right
it's not creepy??? it's a part of my job hawke. mostly. look it's easy for me to get security footage all of that crap is company anyways and it's not like they're going to turn ME down if I ask for something
also you can't just quit conversations like that. it's totally cheating. but luckily for you even if you did have a title I sure as hell wouldn't use it so you're safe
You keeping footage of me living my life without knowledge of being watched is creepy. That's actually full on stalker territory, Jack! Why do I have to explain this to you?
I can and I did. Also, you'd probably just be jealous of it so it's better for you not to know.
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kirkwalled) wrote2017-02-04 01:59 am
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1) it tries to correct what a type to make it more "grammatically correct" which is honestly bullshit. don't try and enforce your rules on me I'm deliberately ignoring them
2) plus side though, the pictures. emojis??? I think that's what they're called but that name is also stupid. still
💩🍆💸🔫🦄
my personal favs
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[ And she sends that before reading the rest of his message which is.
A lot.
God damnit Jack. ]
🐶 This isn't a very good looking dog.
💩 😁 🌈 These remind me of you. :)
[ Why did she smile when the emojis are right there. ]
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...no idea why I expected anything but the dog though. okay OTHER than the dog. also the dog isn't five. a dog five times does not count
you got 2/3 though for personifying me though I'll give you that
1/2
[ Hawke, shut up. ]
Ughhh, fine. Fine. I don't even know what these things are but you'll annoy me if I don't list any.
🐶 🐕 🙃 😍 😘 🤑
Look, I gave you six!
[ But she also listed two different dogs. Pros, cons. ]
Did I miss one? I thought the 💩 was very apt?
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i'm doing a tagbomb but i had to send this one immediately
WHY DID YOU SEND ME SO MUCH SHIT
THERE'S LIKE 5 SCREENS OF POOP
HAWKE I CAN'T EVEN FIND WHAT YOU ORIGINALLY SENT I HAVE TO SCROLL TOO FAR UGHHHHHHHHHH
[ he didn't even see the question hidden in there...
HAHAHAHA
Oh, stop complaining. It's an acceptable amount of shit and your finger could use the work.
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FIVE SCREENS IS TOO MANY
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1) Why eggplants? I didn't know you liked eggplant.
2) Get over it.
Oh, I suppose that wasn't that much in the end.
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2) no
3) think our your lists before you make them
4) or I mean at least add more things to it because then it's just ridiculous
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2) Why are you so obsessed with phallic objects? Do we need to go to a gay bar again? Are you feeling randy?
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for the LAST time I'm NOT gay
stop trying to take me to gay bars!!!!
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besides girls are awesome they're like
[ then hawke will get a solid minute of
...yeah no matter what I say you're going to turn it against me so. nevermind.
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I would, yes. You make it terribly easy.
And I would never say I dislike girls either. They're rather soft and nimble with their fingers.
[ Yeah, she still has to ruin his entire life. ]
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next time I see your dog getting like stolen by some weird dude who LOOKS like he smells like a whiskey bottle and probably eats people garrett's on his own
1/2
Well, honestly, that's just an overreaction and really, you ought to try not to be so sensitive in the future.
Or date a boy, so that stick in your ass can be pulled right out.
2/2
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which I do. all the time.
keep track of your dog and it wouldn't be a problem????
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He keeps track of himself just fine, Jack!!! Never been kidnapped once.
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protip: it's not the dog
people think garrett is MY dog hawke you know that right
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[ HER PRESENCE IS THANKS ENOUGH OKAY ]
And what's that saying -- it takes a village to raise a child? Really, you're just being a good friend!
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don't think having a dog works like that though. like granted haven't had a pet for a long time but I'm like 99% sure
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And it depends on the type of dog you own, Jack. You really don't know anything about dogs, do you? Back home, our king was a big fan of dogs. It's part of our national crest. I know dogs.
[ Hawke just casually dropping that she lived in a kingdom like it's no big....... why do you do this, Hawke ]
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which makes the kingdom thing even weirder??? what he hell hawke I thought people that lived in places with kings were mega fancy
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You say that as if I'm not mega fancy. I have a title, you know.
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a title you give yourself doesn't count
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It is talent, shut up.
And screw you, it's an actual title but I've decided I don't want to talk about this any longer so, alas.
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also you can't just quit conversations like that. it's totally cheating. but luckily for you even if you did have a title I sure as hell wouldn't use it so you're safe
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I can and I did. Also, you'd probably just be jealous of it so it's better for you not to know.