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[kirkwalled]

[ hawke just left the default voicemail because hawke doesn't want anyone calling her in the first place ]

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[kirkwalled]

youre not really that impressive.

[ pfft, who needs names anyway. no one even... knows that hawke has a first name... she can't really judge jason for his own sketchiness. ]

[antagonize]

Maybe you need to reevaluate your definition of "impressive".

[WELL. At least Hawke doesn't actively change her CereVice display name just because she can.]

[kirkwalled]

[ yeah that part is REALLY ANNOYING and should probably STOP but you know, you do you, jason ]

to include you? so you WANT to be considered impressive by me?

mixed signals, nancy. mixed signals.

[antagonize]

[Come on, now. It wouldn't be worth it if it wasn't annoying!!]

Thinking the world revolves around you is really unhealthy. Have you talked to a professional about your delusions of grandeur?

[kirkwalled]

[ worth it for who though ]

i was just going off the conversation, nancy. i call you unimpressive and you challenge my definition. what other possible outcome could you want?

that is not to say the world doesnt revolve around me but thats my own personal preference and has nothing to do with this conversation.

[antagonize]

TL;DR.

[...............how mature.]

[kirkwalled]

[ stop using internet short hand at the old lady ]

why do i talk to you

[antagonize]

[it's time to come out of the stone age, hawke.]

Because you can't get enough of me.

[kirkwalled]

[ no... no, she refuses. ]

well thats definitely wrong

[antagonize]

[don't refuse. embrace it. the people here are hotter.]

definitely right*

I fixed your mistake for you.

[kirkwalled]

[ you're not wrong ]

i honestly dont think ive met anyone as intolerable as you