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[kirkwalled]

[ hawke just left the default voicemail because hawke doesn't want anyone calling her in the first place ]

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text 1/?

[newblood]

hey, so i saw your ad thing where you were talking about the guy's bathrobe and stuff and you mentioned you do odd jobs??? and i have a job for you if you aren't too busy

[newblood]

actually how ODD are the jobs you do because this is pretty ODD? maybe less odd and more sketchy

[newblood]

also do you have a confidentiality policy bc i'm gonna need this to stay quiet

[newblood]

also also are you strong? it might be kind of super dangerous so don't say yes if you're not strong!!

done.

[newblood]

ok last thing do you accept IOU's because i spent most of my credits on retail therapy

1/?

[kirkwalled]

[ WELL..... OKAY that was kind of a text spam but sure, hawke'll roll with it ]

sketchy and confidential
is this a human sacrifice because i'm not doing that again
the blood stains are ridiculously hard to get out

2/?

[kirkwalled]

and you're new so i'm just going to pretend you didn't ask me something as dumb as "are you strong"
honestly
it's like no one listens to me when i talk

3/?

[kirkwalled]

but i will charge you double for making me wait for payment
and you have to give me all your pleasure district vouchers
every single one

4/4!

[kirkwalled]

that all said
how can i help?

[newblood]

oh my god human sacrifice is not ok pls be joking

[ says the girl who murdered twelve witches in a human sacrifice and brought back one of the worst witches in existence...on accident ok kind of!! ]

actually just going to assume you're joking don't reply to this

[newblood]

anyway, we have a deal!! insert thumbs up emoji that isn't included on this dumb phone

[newblood]

i need you to find a kind of dangerous dude. all i want is his name, so i can talk to him. it's lowkey i swear

i'll give you a description??

1/2

[kirkwalled]

i never joke about human sacrifices!
actually thats a lie i joke about them all the time
i may have a problem
that wasnt a joke though! i was being honest here this time

2/2

[kirkwalled]

anyway!
i have no idea what an emoji is but i understand what thumbs ups are so im going to meet you in the middle here
give me that description and i will do my very best
dont worry about him being "dangerous"
i am WAY more dangerous

[newblood]

[ a delay as she suddenly feels unsure of hawke... ]

okay so this guy has boyband hair, like harry styles
brown auburn ish, goes just past his chin with a bit tied up at the back
green eyes
kind of tall?? the same height as me and i'm like 5'7"
twenties to early thirties
buff but not in a hot way
rude as hell

[kirkwalled]

[ come on, hawke is the most sure person ever. also there are so many people she could describe that way?? come on, caroline! ]

harry styles is a terrible name
so is this description
try again