Yes! He is really angry. Hawke-dono, he should assist me in taking this place apart. [ never mind he doesn't invite Hawke to help him. ]
Ah, don't be naughty— a lot of money is put into that CGI hair. [ ???? Katsura's face looks flushed, but he's gently trying to get his hair back and out of Garrett's mouth. ]
[ SHE NOTICES THAT but you know what? go... ahead...!! her dog regularly trains part of the guard of kirkwall and has a standing date to play cards with some of her friends. she's not invited to any of this. why isn't she invited to any of this? ]
Oh. Well, feel free. It isn't as if we're joined at the hip or anything.
[ she's not going to even chastise the hair thing and instead head back into the kitchen to check the curry. meanwhile garrett is rather peeved he doesn't get to eat zura's hair!! but, yeah, he'll let go and then drop his head into zura's lap. this is one affectionate dog. ]
[ Katsura seems more than okay with this, and idly plays with Garrett's ears. ]
What do you think? Should we ask her to help too? Do you think she farts when she is angry at the higher officials? Oh, maybe even a little bit comes out when she's really mad. That's good.
[ ???? ] You can assist us too if you want! [ he calls to the kitchen after thinking about his decision. ]
[ hawke comes back out with two bowls of curry. it's not... very pretty... the rice and curry mixed altogether but it's tasty and hot! hawke has never had curry before.
but when she goes over to katsura, she just sits down on the floor next to him and hands over a bowl to him. she'll waggle her spoon a little as she replies. ]
When I get angry, bodily fluids do come out. Usually they're just not mine nor are they brown.
[ it's blood. she means blood. garrett sniffs the air at the smell of food and pulls his head up to stare mournfully at katsura in hopes for some curry. through a mouthful of curry, hawke warns. ]
[ she's not a criminal! probably? well, it's a very murky area and hawke suddenly looks kind of sheepish. ]
I was more of... the local busybody? You know, doing odd jobs for coin and saving the city on occasion. It wasn't really a job per se but some people asked me to save their cats and others asked me to go slay dragons and as long as the coin was good, I was fine with it.
[ she pauses, taking a bite of curry. ]
And, you know, it isn't really my fault the city guard is too incompetent to do their jobs. If people end up asking me to do things instead, is that truly my fault? I think not!
Gintoki is a friend of mine. We have been friends since childhood. He has starking white hair and hardly any tact. Most of the time, he is relatively useless.
Oh. I see. Is it because you're nervous of the consequences?
[ because katsura's being so insulting, of course.
but huh, what an odd line of questioning. she takes a bit of curry as she thinks before shrugging. ]
I'm wary of the intent. If something was technically illegal but just, I'd most likely do it. I have the skills to take care of things others can't, after all. Yet if it's illegal and someone requests it because they're feeling petty or vindictive or what have you -- I'm no one's errand girl, I can turn them down.
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Ah, don't be naughty— a lot of money is put into that CGI hair.
[ ????
Katsura's face looks flushed, but he's gently trying to get his hair back and out of Garrett's mouth. ]
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Oh. Well, feel free. It isn't as if we're joined at the hip or anything.
[ she's not going to even chastise the hair thing and instead head back into the kitchen to check the curry. meanwhile garrett is rather peeved he doesn't get to eat zura's hair!! but, yeah, he'll let go and then drop his head into zura's lap. this is one affectionate dog. ]
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What do you think? Should we ask her to help too? Do you think she farts when she is angry at the higher officials? Oh, maybe even a little bit comes out when she's really mad. That's good.
[ ???? ]
You can assist us too if you want!
[ he calls to the kitchen after thinking about his decision. ]
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but when she goes over to katsura, she just sits down on the floor next to him and hands over a bowl to him. she'll waggle her spoon a little as she replies. ]
When I get angry, bodily fluids do come out. Usually they're just not mine nor are they brown.
[ it's blood. she means blood. garrett sniffs the air at the smell of food and pulls his head up to stare mournfully at katsura in hopes for some curry. through a mouthful of curry, hawke warns. ]
Don't give 'em any. He'll never leave you alone.
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Katsura takes the bowl and begins to eat it, not giving into Garrett's temptation. He thinks about Hawke's reply, though. ]
Hawke-dono.
What did you do back home? Are you a criminal?
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I--
[ she's not a criminal! probably? well, it's a very murky area and hawke suddenly looks kind of sheepish. ]
I was more of... the local busybody? You know, doing odd jobs for coin and saving the city on occasion. It wasn't really a job per se but some people asked me to save their cats and others asked me to go slay dragons and as long as the coin was good, I was fine with it.
[ she pauses, taking a bite of curry. ]
And, you know, it isn't really my fault the city guard is too incompetent to do their jobs. If people end up asking me to do things instead, is that truly my fault? I think not!
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[ RUDE. ]
But if somebody paid you money to do something a criminal would do, would you do it?
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[ get rich quick schemes with hawke tbh
but oh. good question. ]
Nnnno? Not on purpose, surely not.
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Oh. I see. Is it because you're nervous of the consequences?
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[ because katsura's being so insulting, of course.
but huh, what an odd line of questioning. she takes a bit of curry as she thinks before shrugging. ]
I'm wary of the intent. If something was technically illegal but just, I'd most likely do it. I have the skills to take care of things others can't, after all. Yet if it's illegal and someone requests it because they're feeling petty or vindictive or what have you -- I'm no one's errand girl, I can turn them down.