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[kirkwalled]

[ hawke just left the default voicemail because hawke doesn't want anyone calling her in the first place ]

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[ Okay so as long as she's not being called a breeding bitch of some kind, she can deal with this. Not that she thinks Archer will lose (because why would he) but it's always good to be prepared. ]

That is cool.
Hey.
They let you bring your dog here ??

We don't see animals very often.

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[kirkwalled]

[ don't worry, hawke's not that crude (to strangers) ]

see?

cant say why they did. legend says mabaris bond with their owner for life. like having a soulmate. so thats probably why.

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I think that's against a law or two.

[ Rin please don't be crude to someone who has yet to meet you. A poor someone who may be forced to deal with you for a whole day. ]

OK, I accept these conditions.
Not that I was going to turn them down anyway.
My Archer is the best at everything he sets out to do.

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[kirkwalled]

what you're thinking of right now is incredibly gross.

also archer isn't that great.

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I just told you he's the best.
What qualifications do you have to say otherwise ??

[ SHE WILL FIGHT FOR HER MANSLAVE!! ]

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[kirkwalled]

you could be lying. or an idiot.

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I asked about YOU.
Not about ME.

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[kirkwalled]

still doubting your word!

but fine my qualifications are that im better

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As they used to say: no one curr !!
Aren't you going to prove that ??
Therefore it seems as if you can't say that you are until your little contest.

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[kirkwalled]

what in makers name is a curr?

i agreed to the contest so youll just have to wait. then do what i say when i win you.

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A curr is a thing that's currently absent from this conversation.

[ She so cares about being someone's slave.
NOT THAT ARCHER WILL LOSE BECAUSE HE'S A WINNER. ]

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[kirkwalled]

[ hawke is getting trolled with future slang and she totally knows this but DOES NOT KNOW how to stop it from happening.

curses. ]

maybe i should take back that bet

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Why is that ??
Have you figured it out that you would lose when facing off against my Archer ??

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[kirkwalled]

haha no

i just didnt know he was betting you away to get rid of you. you are exceptionally annoying and probably worse in person, correct? no wonder