[ because being dissimilar to them is a compliment now, in that case! even if he really did admire medieval france... ]
[ pats garrett's head, now that they've both calmed down somewhat ]
Yeah, 'bout as new as they come! Got the shitty PowerPoint run 'round, got crammed onto a bus, now I'm here! Whoever's in charge really needs to learn proper hosting etiquette, hahaha.
[ this isn't the medieval france you are looking for. or maybe it is?? either way hawke's too biased since she comes from... the england to their france. ]
It was quite smelly, wasn't it? The bus, I mean. Like... bile and sugar. I'm not sure I'd like to experience that again.
Sugar is usually fine, but not in combination with something as rancid.
[ but... eh... he has a point. ]
Kidnapped into comfort and security? It's a nice treatment but I wonder if they just want to make us feel good to avoid something else. Not that I mind but it's still nice to be aware.
[ points at her dramatically. ] That's exactly it! They're jus' lullin' us into a false sense 'a security— 'course, I never doubted they were the real bad guys, but this just proves it!!
[ JAW DROP... what does she mean, that she isn't floored by him!! at her gaze, he defensively puffs out his chest a little. ]
Well, ya must've caught me on an off day! [ the only explanation. maybe if he were wearing better clothes... ] I'll have ya know I was a conqueror for centuries, man. One of the longest lastin' empires out there!
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:')
[ yeah but orlesians suck even if their masks are cool. don't be basically medieval france, turkey. ]
Saa-dehk, okay. I can remember that. [ she just nods, committing it to memory and grins broadly. ] The pleasure is mine, Sadık. Are you new too?
[ garrett has decided to sit down between them, as content as a dog can be. what a happy dog. ]
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[ because being dissimilar to them is a compliment now, in that case! even if he really did admire medieval france... ]
[ pats garrett's head, now that they've both calmed down somewhat ]
Yeah, 'bout as new as they come! Got the shitty PowerPoint run 'round, got crammed onto a bus, now I'm here! Whoever's in charge really needs to learn proper hosting etiquette, hahaha.
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It was quite smelly, wasn't it? The bus, I mean. Like... bile and sugar. I'm not sure I'd like to experience that again.
[ terrible terrible hosts ]
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[ just sayin', tbh. ]
I mean, for a kidnappin', I guess they were kinda nice 'bout it, beyond droppin' the whole "yer world's been destroyed!!" bullshit on us.
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[ but... eh... he has a point. ]
Kidnapped into comfort and security? It's a nice treatment but I wonder if they just want to make us feel good to avoid something else. Not that I mind but it's still nice to be aware.
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[ points at her dramatically. ] That's exactly it! They're jus' lullin' us into a false sense 'a security— 'course, I never doubted they were the real bad guys, but this just proves it!!
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You are aware there's no proof, right? That what I said was just a hypothetical.
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[ this fact throws him off his groove a bit, but he quickly recovers. ]
But there is some! [ he thumps his chest. ] I'm proof of it alone!
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[ a pause ]
Well, besides the very nice mask, of course.
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[ thank you for the distraction ]
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I'm not seeing much, serah.
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Well, ya must've caught me on an off day! [ the only explanation. maybe if he were wearing better clothes... ] I'll have ya know I was a conqueror for centuries, man. One of the longest lastin' empires out there!
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in a deadpan: ]
You're telling me that you're an empire. I wasn't aware people could be empires these days.
1/2
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Yeah, uh, I'm like... the spirit of a nation! This body might look human, but it ain't. [ hurr ] —An' I'm a republic now, technically.
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[ SO SHE MET A SWORD. AND A NATION. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT.
she just sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose. ]
You didn't... take the body from anyone, did you?
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What the hell! No! I ain't some creepy bodysnatcher!
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But you're a spirit.
[ in her world, any time spirits physically manifest it's because they've stolen someone's body ]
kill me for this late
Soooo what? Maybe my body's part 'a my spirit too, huh? [ which is a more accurate explanation than he intended to give, probably. ]