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[kirkwalled]

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[swordboning]

I've seen worse so I doubt you're seeing things, if that's what you're asking.

[kirkwalled]

You are quite fond of phrasing things as an insult. Wonder what tragic event you're overcompensating for because of it.

[ but hawke just shrugs and gestures to the puzzle in front of them. ]

Nevertheless, if you must try the door yourself go ahead. Otherwise feel free to solve the puzzle instead.

[swordboning]

Maybe it's not as much of a tragic event as much as realizing that most people simply aren't worth deep thought.

[Such is life as a guardian of humans.]

I think I'll give it some thought first.

[kirkwalled]

[ hawke looks at him with an oddly thoughtful expression. ]

Huh. I wonder just how many women have turned you down. Is it because you have a small penis?

[ and then just. raises an eyebrow. ]

Okay. After all, you're just delaying both of us leaving.

[swordboning]

What a crass insult. I'd hate to see where your mind lingers. But, to clear the record, I never took the time to even participate in romance until now.

[With his current, missing, girlfriend. And delaying is fine. He has no qualms with wasting a bit of time since there's no danger.]

[kirkwalled]

Usually in the gutter, if you ask my sister.

[ she's just going to lean against the wall now. this is really the most passive aggressive situation. ]

Your subtle hint at your relationship status is quite charming but only proves my overcompensating point. I'm not terribly concerned over who you're fucking, serah.