Depends on the storyteller. I know a very good one and he could spice up a slice of wet bread for a piece of gold.
[ she misses her bff really badly now but hawke just does what she always does with emotions! REPRESS IT UNTIL IT WITHERS AND DIES.
anyway! she'll take a few more treats and follow ruby out the door. the slothmen are just too slow to catch them. in that, hawke isn't actually sure if they're moving or not, they're just that slow. ]
Now what will you do with your kidnapping free evening?
[ hawke meanwhile is going to go steal stuff with takasugi, probably.
but she looks a little surprised at ruby's question. ]
Varric. Varric Tethras. He's extreeemly short and probably smells like ale. He will most likely call you Red and he has a very lovely crossbow that he carries everywhere. If you see him, ask him about the crossbow first and whether or not if it's a fulfilling replacement for an actual woman.
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[Look, she prefers stories that have more...heroics. and explosions.]
But yeah, might as well. I was getting kind of bored anyway, let's go.
[She just...strolls right on towards the door. So out of here.]
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[ she misses her bff really badly now but hawke just does what she always does with emotions! REPRESS IT UNTIL IT WITHERS AND DIES.
anyway! she'll take a few more treats and follow ruby out the door. the slothmen are just too slow to catch them. in that, hawke isn't actually sure if they're moving or not, they're just that slow. ]
Now what will you do with your kidnapping free evening?
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I dunno! I'll probably spend it helping people. There's a lot of weird stuff going on. [casually shounens]
But hey, what's your storyteller friend's name? Maybe if he ever shows up, I'll ask him to do that!
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That's a nice thing to do.
[ hawke meanwhile is going to go steal stuff with takasugi, probably.
but she looks a little surprised at ruby's question. ]
Varric. Varric Tethras. He's extreeemly short and probably smells like ale. He will most likely call you Red and he has a very lovely crossbow that he carries everywhere. If you see him, ask him about the crossbow first and whether or not if it's a fulfilling replacement for an actual woman.
[ best friends ]
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That sounds kind of mean, though I'm not entirely sure why.
[she's pure and innocent, please don't corrupt her, Hawke.]
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It's just a message from one good friend to another. Don't you have any friends you take every and any moment at all to tease?
[ look at you and weiss, ruby. don't front. ]
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[Weiss.]
But I don't make other people do my dirty work! Deliver your own rude messages like a Woman, Hawke! [DRAMATIC POINT]
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Well, fine. If you're going to be like that, then I will in fact deliver my own rude messages.
[ . . . ]
Spoilsport.
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[She says, cheerfully, as she skips on forward.
At least one of them is happy.]
Now let's go, let's goooo! I don't really wanna stick around.
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... You want me to help you help?
[ SHE WAS GOING TO LEAVE ]
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[Can you really say no to this face though.]
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[ sigh sigh sigh. she gestures for ruby to take the lead. ]
Alright, let's go.
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[At least she's aware....
But off they go, HUZZAH.
to help people.
and earn quests.]