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[kirkwalled]

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[undaunts]

Darkspawn, huh... and what do those look like?

[They can just murder things dead together]

[kirkwalled]

Disgusting green creatures with flesh falling off of their bodies and sharp pointy teeth and claws? Usually screeching at something or another. And if you accidentally ingest any of its blood, you'll turn into one.

[ or become a grey warden but that's a secret. ]

You might just want to yell "Hawke" and run away if you ever see one.

[undaunts]

Hey, I can fight too!

[don't be rude, she wants to shounen.]

Just don't let them bleed all over you, right? Easyyyy-peasy!

...Lemon-squeezy.

[YEAH]

[kirkwalled]

[ oh. okay whatever!! was casually underestimating but if you want to be like that, fine. ]

Ah. I'm not sure squeezing lemons at Darkspawn will help you very much but you're welcome to just use your sword.

[undaunts]

[Rude.]

Oh, that's okay.

[Bright, cheery smile and she pats her scythe.]

I've got Crescent Rose! Scythes work pretty well against monsters too, you know.

[kirkwalled]

[ right, right. it's a scythe. ]

Then I fully expect to see heads of darkspawn rolling all over the place when this place inevitably gets overrun with them.

[ it's totally gonna happen and hawke's gonna be like called it ]

[undaunts]

Youuuu've got it! I'll be sure to show off lots of rolling heads-- I mean, uh, cut off heads so they roll so you can see them--

[...]

Yeah.

[kirkwalled]

Right.

[ but uh. hm. she should probably like, actually go outside and see this place now. probably. ]

I should go.

[undaunts]

... Yeah probably.

[Ahem. Awkward.

She just waves, also awkwardly.]

Bye...! Please don't think I'm too weird.

[and with that, they go their separate ways finally jeeze.]