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[kirkwalled]

[ hawke lifts her hand to stare at it before sighing and giving a shake of her head. ]

Unfortunately, no. The best I can do is take their fingers off so we can leave and find steak and mashed potatoes elsewhere. That would be the best solution, no?

[ gratuitous violence ]

[feytality]

[Maya considers this Very Seriously.]

......

But what if the fingers get stuck in the mashed potatoes and steak? Then he wouldn't be able to eat them at all...

[kirkwalled]

[ oh. gross. ]

I was hoping that the meal and murder wouldn't happen in the same room, actually.

[feytality]

Me, too....

[Peeks around!]

But how many rooms do these guys have for the kidnapping, anyway? Do you think they rented out a place, or is this their evil headquarters, or something...?

[kirkwalled]

[ hawke just shrugs and settles back into her seat, biting into another cookie. ]

It looks more like another tacky warehouse used for nefarious purposes. One would think that by now criminals would know not to look for someplace that was so obviously reeking of ill intent. We're not picked up by any masterminds today, it seems.

[feytality]

Maybe they're mooks who are just too scared to break the status quo and try something new... [She follows Hawke's lead, snagging one and munching]

So, since they're so cliche... do you think if we snoop around, we'll stumble onto a secret plot and then have to sneeze at exactly the wrong moment?

[kirkwalled]

[ she gives a shake of her head but she's not refusing the whole thing, no. ]

Most likely we'll step on a mislaid twig and alert them to our presence. Then have to run very, very quickly as to not get caught.

[ it will be the right amount of comedic and everything! ]

So, we have two options -- play into the cliche or... walk right out. Which would you prefer?