[ good guy jade curtiss. he gets a look from hawke at that though. ]
I have the odd feeling you just insulted someone there.
[ but alas. she's going to roll her eyes at his request because oh man, one day she's going to punch him right in the face. right in it. this is what she thinks as the creature lunges for her and she rolls out of the way before slicing it right across its back. a big gash oozing blood appears and hawke moves forward to drive her sword through its middle. ]
Busy, busy, busy. Busy, I can do. Look at how busy I'm keeping this thing.
[ so very busy. she's going to fling the body of the creature at jade now, just to fuck with him. ]
That could be correct. You may not know her, but they say that it's the thought that counts.
[And then he watches as Hawke... Hawkes the monster. His fonic charge seems a bit unnecessary now, and he cuts it off anyway as the monster is thrown at him. He hastily catches it - without letting go of his spear because the monster getting a little stabbed in the process can only benefit them - and then he staggers as he holds it there. She really is a piece of work, even if Jade understands that most systems of logic would deduce that he deserved this.]
Your business methods go a it farther than expected...
[He then heaves and tosses it towards the acid, so that if it is still alive, its remains will get melted away. His poor robes are now covered in monster blood... but it looks like an exit door is now materializing where the shattered crystal was?]
[ he took down the dragon, she can at least take down this. it's only polite. she grins to herself a little as he stumbles with the corpse and it widens as he's covered in all that blood. how fantastic. ]
You were so useful earlier, I thought I might return the favor.
[ but oh, that's odd. she blinks at it before shrugging and moving forward to open the door. hawke has no survival instincts. ]
[Ah, equivalent exchange. Of course. Jade sighs and shakes his head.]
That's very kind of you. Heavens forbid either of us end up indebted to the other.
[He does a mock-shudder at the very thought.
And yes, he'll let her go right ahead through the door if she so likes, ready to go in after her if there's no horrific after-effect. After all, there isn't much of a choice when their surroundings are slowly but surely filling with digestive acid.
So he taps at his glasses and moves following her towards the door.]
I suppose our quest has reached the end, in a very traditional manner. We've slain the dragon, solved a puzzle, slain a princess...
Perish the thought. I might have to do something drastic just to wash off the filth.
[ the filth that is being indebted to jade, that is.
as she gets a hand on the doorknob, she does hold up a finger to correct him on one thing though. ]
Saved a princess, from a very unfortunate fate. It is not our fault that she was beyond hope when we found her, is it? Of course not.
[ and now she is dead! the door opens and they're able to step out onto the floor of the vivid center. though the blood and scrapes and all that stay, unfortunately. ]
[He actually cracked a smirk at that. It was also possible that she was just a monster disguised as a princess to begin with, and beyond it all it was just a virtual creation at the end... but he can't help but smirk at that dumb sentiment.]
Oh? Yes, I suppose that it isn't. Congratulations on being her knight in shining armor.
[And then he steps right through the door after her! And he finds himself right in that game center. He sighs for a moment as he surveys his surroundings.]
So it's not taking me back to the spa after all. I suppose that I'll have to show the populace a unique fashion statement.
[He then moves his spear towards his right arm, and with a flash of green light, it disappears into thin air.]
but when they get back into the center, she's just standing there, rolling the kinks out of her shoulder as she sheathes her sword again. she'll raise an eyebrow at his complaint and chuckle lightly, unfazed by the disappearing spear because he is magic of some sort. ]
Good luck to you with that, serah. This was fun but I'd like to get back home now. Take a shower, sleep. That sort of thing. If the city's increasingly breaking down I'd like to do my best to avoid it.
It sounds like a respectable goal. [He smirks as he glances towards the exit.] May you manage to make it through your shower without being whisked away to another adventure, Miss Hawke.
[Jade laughs at that and goes on with full sarcasm.]
I'm sure you've never seen a man blush so much before. [There was no blushing at all...]
Farewell, I suppose. [That's the closest to an affectionate farewell he can muster (it sounds more reluctant than anything) before he sets off on his walk of shame.]
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I have the odd feeling you just insulted someone there.
[ but alas. she's going to roll her eyes at his request because oh man, one day she's going to punch him right in the face. right in it. this is what she thinks as the creature lunges for her and she rolls out of the way before slicing it right across its back. a big gash oozing blood appears and hawke moves forward to drive her sword through its middle. ]
Busy, busy, busy. Busy, I can do. Look at how busy I'm keeping this thing.
[ so very busy. she's going to fling the body of the creature at jade now, just to fuck with him. ]
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[And then he watches as Hawke... Hawkes the monster. His fonic charge seems a bit unnecessary now, and he cuts it off anyway as the monster is thrown at him. He hastily catches it - without letting go of his spear because the monster getting a little stabbed in the process can only benefit them - and then he staggers as he holds it there. She really is a piece of work, even if Jade understands that most systems of logic would deduce that he deserved this.]
Your business methods go a it farther than expected...
[He then heaves and tosses it towards the acid, so that if it is still alive, its remains will get melted away. His poor robes are now covered in monster blood... but it looks like an exit door is now materializing where the shattered crystal was?]
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You were so useful earlier, I thought I might return the favor.
[ but oh, that's odd. she blinks at it before shrugging and moving forward to open the door. hawke has no survival instincts. ]
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That's very kind of you. Heavens forbid either of us end up indebted to the other.
[He does a mock-shudder at the very thought.
And yes, he'll let her go right ahead through the door if she so likes, ready to go in after her if there's no horrific after-effect. After all, there isn't much of a choice when their surroundings are slowly but surely filling with digestive acid.
So he taps at his glasses and moves following her towards the door.]
I suppose our quest has reached the end, in a very traditional manner. We've slain the dragon, solved a puzzle, slain a princess...
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[ the filth that is being indebted to jade, that is.
as she gets a hand on the doorknob, she does hold up a finger to correct him on one thing though. ]
Saved a princess, from a very unfortunate fate. It is not our fault that she was beyond hope when we found her, is it? Of course not.
[ and now she is dead! the door opens and they're able to step out onto the floor of the vivid center. though the blood and scrapes and all that stay, unfortunately. ]
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Oh? Yes, I suppose that it isn't. Congratulations on being her knight in shining armor.
[And then he steps right through the door after her! And he finds himself right in that game center. He sighs for a moment as he surveys his surroundings.]
So it's not taking me back to the spa after all. I suppose that I'll have to show the populace a unique fashion statement.
[He then moves his spear towards his right arm, and with a flash of green light, it disappears into thin air.]
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[ because of all the blood, hurr hurr.
but when they get back into the center, she's just standing there, rolling the kinks out of her shoulder as she sheathes her sword again. she'll raise an eyebrow at his complaint and chuckle lightly, unfazed by the disappearing spear because he is magic of some sort. ]
Good luck to you with that, serah. This was fun but I'd like to get back home now. Take a shower, sleep. That sort of thing. If the city's increasingly breaking down I'd like to do my best to avoid it.
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[ and then she heads towards the exit, giving him a lazy wave as she goes. ]
Be seeing you, ser.
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I'm sure you've never seen a man blush so much before. [There was no blushing at all...]
Farewell, I suppose. [That's the closest to an affectionate farewell he can muster (it sounds more reluctant than anything) before he sets off on his walk of shame.]