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[ hawke just left the default voicemail because hawke doesn't want anyone calling her in the first place ]

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Done.

[He has plenty of money but pawning Rin on other people is worth it.]

I'll be seeing you around.

you WILL

Hold up.
Did I just get wagered on the same tier as a dog ??

[ By the way, guess who spies too much on her Servant and has two thumbs? This girl right here. ]

oh hey

yeah

Is it a cool dog at least ??
A limited edition rare breed that you'll never see ever again ??

yes its cool

[ hawke has never used that word before

and now she has to figure out how to spell mabari in cerealian, what a mess. ]

mabaris bond with their owners. theyre war dogs, participate in epic battles and go down in legends. you cant buy a mabari, a mabari chooses you.

[ she's from ferelden. their national animal is a mabari. the crest of their king has mabaris on it. she really likes them. ]

[ Okay so as long as she's not being called a breeding bitch of some kind, she can deal with this. Not that she thinks Archer will lose (because why would he) but it's always good to be prepared. ]

That is cool.
Hey.
They let you bring your dog here ??

We don't see animals very often.

[ don't worry, hawke's not that crude (to strangers) ]

see?

cant say why they did. legend says mabaris bond with their owner for life. like having a soulmate. so thats probably why.

I think that's against a law or two.

[ Rin please don't be crude to someone who has yet to meet you. A poor someone who may be forced to deal with you for a whole day. ]

OK, I accept these conditions.
Not that I was going to turn them down anyway.
My Archer is the best at everything he sets out to do.

what you're thinking of right now is incredibly gross.

also archer isn't that great.

I just told you he's the best.
What qualifications do you have to say otherwise ??

[ SHE WILL FIGHT FOR HER MAN~~SLAVE~~!! ]

you could be lying. or an idiot.

I asked about YOU.
Not about ME.

still doubting your word!

but fine my qualifications are that im better

As they used to say: no one curr !!
Aren't you going to prove that ??
Therefore it seems as if you can't say that you are until your little contest.

what in makers name is a curr?

i agreed to the contest so youll just have to wait. then do what i say when i win you.

A curr is a thing that's currently absent from this conversation.

[ She so cares about being someone's slave.
NOT THAT ARCHER WILL LOSE BECAUSE HE'S A WINNER. ]

[ hawke is getting trolled with future slang and she totally knows this but DOES NOT KNOW how to stop it from happening.

curses. ]

maybe i should take back that bet

Why is that ??
Have you figured it out that you would lose when facing off against my Archer ??

haha no

i just didnt know he was betting you away to get rid of you. you are exceptionally annoying and probably worse in person, correct? no wonder

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