[ that sousei guy doesn't know anything. come to her, jaune. let her teach you how to really fight. it involves lots of dirty tricks and smug catcalling.
but... oh?? okay?? she just... takes the coupons anyway and holds the bundle to her chest, slightly bemused. ]
Er. [ ??? ] Thanks.
[ ... she shouldn't just leave it like this. ]
What's your name anyway? I'm Hawke.
[ hawke, you just gave a one word name that's the same as a bird of prey. you aren't even trying to be less intimidating here, are you? ]
[ No, Jaune. Try again, this time with less nerves and awkward anxiety around a killing machine. ]
Arc.
[ He shakes his head, what is he doing?! ]
Jaune Arc! T-That's it! That's... yeah, that's my name. But you can call me Jaune. I mean-- well, everyone calls me Jaune. That's... yeah. [ breathe. ]
[ Because someone is already calling him Owl-kun based on ONE (1) incident involving a disguise with a fake owl hat, that's what's wrong. ]
N-Nothing, I'll be a sparrow or a rooster or anything you wanna call me!! Birds are perfect, they're great. You're great! Birds are the greatest animal species in the universe!!
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but... oh?? okay?? she just... takes the coupons anyway and holds the bundle to her chest, slightly bemused. ]
Er. [ ??? ] Thanks.
[ ... she shouldn't just leave it like this. ]
What's your name anyway? I'm Hawke.
[ hawke, you just gave a one word name that's the same as a bird of prey. you aren't even trying to be less intimidating here, are you? ]
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[ No, Jaune. Try again, this time with less nerves and awkward anxiety around a killing machine. ]
Arc.
[ He shakes his head, what is he doing?! ]
Jaune Arc! T-That's it! That's... yeah, that's my name. But you can call me Jaune. I mean-- well, everyone calls me Jaune. That's... yeah. [ breathe. ]
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If you'd like, I can call you Owl.
[ and then she pauses, thoughtfully. ]
Though, I'd say you look much more like a Sparrow.
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[ well. no. he's taller than her so she can't say he's too little for anything bigger but. uh.
an awkward pause before in a very offended tone! ]
What's so wrong with birds?
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N-Nothing, I'll be a sparrow or a rooster or anything you wanna call me!! Birds are perfect, they're great. You're great! Birds are the greatest animal species in the universe!!
[ to Garret. ]
--No offense.
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but hawke just looks between an offended looking garrett and then back to jaune. uh. ]
I'm Ferelden.
[ wait he doesn't know what that means, hm. ]
Dogs? Much better than birds.
[ there we go ]