[ No, Jaune. Try again, this time with less nerves and awkward anxiety around a killing machine. ]
Arc.
[ He shakes his head, what is he doing?! ]
Jaune Arc! T-That's it! That's... yeah, that's my name. But you can call me Jaune. I mean-- well, everyone calls me Jaune. That's... yeah. [ breathe. ]
[ Because someone is already calling him Owl-kun based on ONE (1) incident involving a disguise with a fake owl hat, that's what's wrong. ]
N-Nothing, I'll be a sparrow or a rooster or anything you wanna call me!! Birds are perfect, they're great. You're great! Birds are the greatest animal species in the universe!!
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[ No, Jaune. Try again, this time with less nerves and awkward anxiety around a killing machine. ]
Arc.
[ He shakes his head, what is he doing?! ]
Jaune Arc! T-That's it! That's... yeah, that's my name. But you can call me Jaune. I mean-- well, everyone calls me Jaune. That's... yeah. [ breathe. ]
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If you'd like, I can call you Owl.
[ and then she pauses, thoughtfully. ]
Though, I'd say you look much more like a Sparrow.
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[ well. no. he's taller than her so she can't say he's too little for anything bigger but. uh.
an awkward pause before in a very offended tone! ]
What's so wrong with birds?
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N-Nothing, I'll be a sparrow or a rooster or anything you wanna call me!! Birds are perfect, they're great. You're great! Birds are the greatest animal species in the universe!!
[ to Garret. ]
--No offense.
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but hawke just looks between an offended looking garrett and then back to jaune. uh. ]
I'm Ferelden.
[ wait he doesn't know what that means, hm. ]
Dogs? Much better than birds.
[ there we go ]